Violet just tried to outsmart me...two year olds are so NON stealthy. I'm letting her watch her morning dose of "Dragon Tales," and she watched the one about the caterpoozle and started demanding her own caterpoozle. It's a rainbow caterpillar with a pink nose, and it gets lost all the damn time. Violet! I can't keep up with 9,000 toys and be able to produce them on a dime!
Anyhoo, I tried to put her off with "Daddy will find it when he wakes up," and then of course she wanted to wake up Daddy. Whom I'm letting sleep in a bit, so no you don't, little missy. Then she tried to slowly back from the couch to the bedroom door, holding my gaze the whole time. Did she think I wouldn't notice her moving backwards?
"Violet, what are you doing?" I ask in my you'd-better-watch-it tone.
"I'm just standing right over hee-yah," she answers, very unconvincingly. Yeah, sure, you love to just stand in the hall. That could be true.
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